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i'm kris and i don't do anything important
25 | missouri

xxmisty:

meuwlins:

imjohnlocked:

I just imagine John using the “3 years” card for everything now

“I don’t want to eat”

“I CRIED FOR YOU FOR 3 YEARS AND YOU CANT EAT A FUCKING TOAST?”

“I dont want to wear the death frisbee”

“3 YEARS SHERLOCK”

“I don’t want to top”

“T-H-R-E-E Y-E-A-R-S”

i thought this was homestuck

SAME I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE TRYING TO WORK OUT WHO JOHN EGBERT WAS MAKING TOAST FOR

piistolponyrodeo:

selfcoloured:

piistolponyrodeo:

selfcoloured:

piistolponyrodeo:

me trying to be sexy and also strong

Wow hot a what, why wasnt I invited? 

i thought you were busy Strider, but the party is not ended yet ;)

Seems like I’ll be joining the party afterall.

;) Ill see you in a bit.

Ok then, but no shades allowed chap

(Source: 3ohmygod3)

akitsu-47:

Land of Mounds and Boners.NSFW version here.

akitsu-47:

Land of Mounds and Boners.
NSFW version here.

lindzar:

I think I’m drowning, asphyxiated I wanna break this spell that you’ve created You’re something beautiful, a contradiction I wanna play the game, I want the frictionYou will be the death of meDirk | Jake | Photographer

lindzar:

I think I’m drowning, asphyxiated
I wanna break this spell that you’ve created
You’re something beautiful, a contradiction
I wanna play the game, I want the friction
You will be the death of me
Dirk | Jake | Photographer

fastpuck:

sex, death, and a krypton laser show

fastpuck:

sex, death, and a krypton laser show

the-blind-banditt:

whentherestrouble:

ohmyfuckinG GOD

i…

the-blind-banditt:

whentherestrouble:

ohmyfuckinG GOD

i…

(Source: pedosphere)

lacigreen:

well then.

lacigreen:

well then.

I feel as if tumblr has no bronies.

xeternal-jubilation:

If you are, please like or reblog this. I want to know everypony :D

plays

zzazu:

akapine006:

hurryupmerlin:

causbelli:

tealgeezus:

gabzilla-z:

kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys:

larkasloveshack:

vivispection:

suddenlyapples:

How to Train Your Dragon - Live Projections

*LOUD SCREECHING NOISES*

I CAN’T MAKE WORDS HAPPEN

HHRREEGGHTRR?????!?!

OH MY GOODNESS

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Oh hey there, thing-I-need-in-my-life.

I NEED TO SEE THIS

PLEASE PLEASE

HOLY FUCK

ANIMATRONIC DRAGONS AAAAAAAAAA

ironspy:

DIY Killer Comic Book Heels
Pricetag: Around £15
Time: Eight hours per shoe (I’m a perfectionist and I have big feet)

Brief tutorial under the cut.

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