I just imagine John using the “3 years” card for everything now
“I don’t want to eat”
“I CRIED FOR YOU FOR 3 YEARS AND YOU CANT EAT A FUCKING TOAST?”
“I dont want to wear the death frisbee”
“3 YEARS SHERLOCK”
“I don’t want to top”
i thought this was homestuck
SAME I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE TRYING TO WORK OUT WHO JOHN EGBERT WAS MAKING TOAST FOR
me trying to be sexy and also strong
Wow hot a what, why wasnt I invited?
i thought you were busy Strider, but the party is not ended yet ;)
Seems like I’ll be joining the party afterall.
;) Ill see you in a bit.
Ok then, but no shades allowed chap
I think I’m drowning, asphyxiated
I wanna break this spell that you’ve created
You’re something beautiful, a contradiction
I wanna play the game, I want the friction
You will be the death of me
Dirk | Jake | Photographer
sex, death, and a krypton laser show
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How to Train Your Dragon - Live Projections
*LOUD SCREECHING NOISES*
I CAN’T MAKE WORDS HAPPEN
OH MY GOODNESS
Oh hey there, thing-I-need-in-my-life.
I NEED TO SEE THIS
ANIMATRONIC DRAGONS AAAAAAAAAA
DIY Killer Comic Book Heels
Pricetag: Around £15
Time: Eight hours per shoe (I’m a perfectionist and I have big feet)
Brief tutorial under the cut.