I just imagine John using the “3 years” card for everything now
“I don’t want to eat”
“I CRIED FOR YOU FOR 3 YEARS AND YOU CANT EAT A FUCKING TOAST?”
“I dont want to wear the death frisbee”
“3 YEARS SHERLOCK”
“I don’t want to top”
“T-H-R-E-E Y-E-A-R-S”
i thought this was homestuck
SAME I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE TRYING TO WORK OUT WHO JOHN EGBERT WAS MAKING TOAST FOR











